bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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thsmiths:

IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “IT’S NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS 

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

Dehumanizing them to the point that you refer to them by number? Good thing vampires are monsters or else you’d sound like a serial killer.

Would it be more creepy to assign them actual names even though they don’t have any given to them? “Oh yes, this one is Tom, and he’s Billy, and she’ Sharon!”

Both options are creepy but this particular character of mine absolutely despises vampires and is p much a vampire serial killer already. XD;;

To be fair, that line of work would generate a lot of undead corpses. Then again, just working as a protagonist would net them a lot of corpses anyway.

Quite true. But my dragonborn’s daughter lives in the Breezehome and my character would rather her not see random dead vampire #225 in the living room

betweenrivers-betweenworlds said: Your pointer says you’re scoping out dat booty. I’m pretty sure that’s necrophilia if you’re trying to tap that. For shame.

M-my undead slayer would never do such a thing!